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Plagiarised From My Children

With their permission

Acrostic for mothers day

Beautiful you are
Every day you put all your efforts in to save me
Sweetly you tuck me in to bed
There would be no point undoing all your bad things because there aren't any

Marvellous describes you perfectly
Underestimated you are but I know you are the BEST MUM
Manifestly you love me

Enchanting your face is
Vicious I may be but you still love me
Every day you help me with my spellings
Rated 10,000/10 you are

Happy Mother's Day
You have forgotten to give me my weekly pay*
I come to you for reassurance
Because I don't have insurance
I can't imagine leaving you
Because you make the best beef stew**
You don't have a big tum***
And I love you cos you're my mum

* I confirm I have now coughed up the pocket money

** this is true

*** the original line was apparently 'and you have a big bum' but his father intervened!

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Gotta love kids eh?

Aww that's sweetโค

Got to love 'em

@sarahgamal - they have their moments!! Bless 'em

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