For The Sad Man

Sad man sitting in the corner of shame,
Sorry to say, but there's only you to blame.
All the cats are now calling your name.
I guess that's what you wanted, no shame.

Little sad man, please have hope.
You could change your name,
or stop dealing your crappy dope.

Please understand little man of sad,
we're just here to have fun and be glad.
Perhaps your sorry life is a hard one,
But that's no reason to become a bad one.

Please understand, little man in shame,
there really just isn't anyone else to blame,
so put on your gentleman's hat,
your sunday clothes, and be a good chap.

Little sad man, please have hope.
You could change your name,
or stop dealing your crappy dope.

I feel no need to slap your already red cheek,
because I know you're getting some hard beak.
Listen to my words cat, because they're true.
There's only one real way in this world to be true.

I know you can be more than a cheat,
so get back up, wipe your little cheek.
Now you're beaten, now you're weak,
so lay down your tired little head,
and try to think of something sweet.