Bathroom mirror,
All a-mist,
Why oh why
Do you insist,
On pointing out
All of my flaws?
Might throw you on
The bathroom floor!
Oh bathroom mirror,
Why so mean?
I make a gesture;
Rude, obscene,
Next time I visit,
The bathroom sink
To wash my hands
Or have a drink,
I swear I'll look
The other way,
Won't check my face
Again today,
I never do like
What I see;
My bathroom mirror,
So cruel to me.
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Comments & Feedback (16)
@leelee101 hehe I don't think I'm that bad really, you just know when you look in the mirror some days and you're like ๐ฑ I've got a cold so I'm all pale and snotty. Hot.
@leelee101 really not, unless you like your women clammy, coughing and with a dripping nose! ๐ท๐
Mirrors in the bathroom should be banned!!!!!! (I'm sure you still look gorgeous in your sickly state!) ๐๐
Some days are just not worth the make up. Bathroom mirrors show up everything don't they. Good for blackheads though. You look beautiful- the mirror lies. ๐
This is so good. Today I looked in the mirror and called myself "Haggered". It's not even a real word, what a mean mirror lol
@Irrational_Kimmi I wish I could blame the mirror and lighting but it's just my body...plain and simple ๐๐
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