@stephaniem

Smile

"I smile because I have absolutely no idea what's going on" -unknown.

@amijoy74

Successful Man and Woman

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner.

@Mike7469

Thought

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.”.

@ianlyon

Men Vs Women

“A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart.”.

@faruc

Bro Code #69

Duh..

@steph_allstar

Your so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal, your so skinny you should really supersize the deal - Katie Perry.

@faruc

Bro Code #2

A bro is entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.

@Gusto

Ladies 1st

“The first man that started saying “ladies first” must have been an ASSMAN…..”.