Lonely stocking,
23, (ahem)
Good looking - glitzy!
Warm hearted (like hanging around near fireplaces),
Seeking fun and frolics with bearded man (have a penchant for men with hairy faces),
Please feel free to get in touch via chimney - and don't forget to bring gifts!
I am not choosy, just as long as they'll fit through my slender opening...
Yours,
Excited Stocking xxxx
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