Mrs Mistletoe

Hi all I'm Mrs Mistletoe,
Ill tell you about my day,
Just so you all know,
So listen to what I'm about to say,

Today I attended a Christmas party,
Got held by the boss all night,
A bunch of people described as arty,
In the head these people aren't right,

They're all from the gallery down the road,
Lots of "hello darlings" exchanged,
I thought tonight my job'd be a small load,
An early night arranged,

But no these guys are crazy,
Let their hair down and their pretences,
I thought I'd get home early maybe,
Nailed to my sellers fences,

No chance of that I created lots of kisses,
Lots of smooches under me,
A hell of a lot of well wishes,
God the things I see,

Thing I really hate about my job,
Is I hang in the air all night,
Above heads of dandruff and this mans just a slob,
The over use of gel is a fright,

He's such a slimey sleeze,
Trying for more than a kiss,
Using me as he please,
No moment can I miss,

Holding onto my slim branch of green,
Wiggling my white berries around,
Dude don't you know you're being mean,
Shake me any harder my leaves'll fall out,

You spend the night using me,
Getting kisses from the girls,
I get you you're kisses for free,
Why not give someone else a whirl,

And after you go home,
You've had a good night,
You leave me on the table all alone,
Waiting as a victim full of fright!