Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side?
What did she see across the way
That caused her to decide
That to cross such a busy street
Would be a good idea,
What made her strut through rushing cars
Without an ounce of fear?
It seems as though, we'll never know
Just why she braved her yolk
I guess if we knew really why
It wouldn't be a joke!
How did you like this story?
Your feedback helps Nom understand what's working
@Nom
Life's a mystery.
Similar Stories
CAT
There once was a cat who lived in a city,. He rhymed all his words to make him seem witty,. All other cats he thought of as ditty,. except for one he regarded as pretty,.
77 words
Dirty Fantasy
I can't get it out of my head, It's driving me insane. My dirty little fantasy, Calling out my name.
85 words
Mirror, Mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall, Who is the prettiest of them all, With wavy blonde hair and bright blue eyes, Someone who doesn't eat too many pies.
53 words
Dirty Mind You!
(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.
59 words
Confusing English!
I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough. Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, lough and through. Well done.
85 words
Lies
Stomachs don't rumble when they're hungry, The moon isn't made of cheese, So stop telling these useless lies, No one believes them, please.
72 words
@smellyfingers
Why are your fingers so smelly, Wasn't your bath in time ready. Or your soap just felt down, Maybe no shops open in town. Oh why, oh why, Smellyfingers, Typing poems with smelly fingers.
51 words
Naughty People
I sit there and stroke it I like feeling its fur It feels oh so tender It's beginning to purr Nibbles my finger Makes it all wet But this ain't the one You take to the vet There's only one way To...
79 words
Comments & Feedback (0)
No comments yet. Be the first to share your thoughts!
Want to join the conversation? Sign in to leave a comment.