There once was a cat who lived in a city,
He rhymed all his words to make him seem witty,
All other cats he thought of as ditty,
except for one he regarded as pretty,
So he tried, so he did, to woo this one kitty,
With the use of his language that he thought oh so pretty,
but the cat only laughed, out of sordid pity,
and told him his poems were in fact rather shitty..
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Your poems seem good to me so far mate, I have a lot to catch up on though. Will do when time permits. Nice to meet you by the way.😊
That means a lot, I only started to write poetry on opuss when I got it, it was the likes and comments that made me feel good and carry on. I noticed you fly past in a cloud of smoke yesterday, you must be doing something right. Take care, I look forward to knowing more about you.😊
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