I was looking in a jeweller's shop window yesterday hoping to get some idea on what to get ' She Who Must Be Obeyed ' for Christmas when I had to look twice at a certain piece. Do you know those pendants that say No.1 MUM or No.1 WIFE, usually with the word MUM or WIFE being spelt downward? Well, I saw one at least 50mm in height that said No.1 AUNT but the clasp was leaning over obscuring the first letter - I knew a letter was there, I just couldn't see what it was. My first reaction was "Who'd buy something saying that?!"
I guess I've just got a dirty mind.
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Comments & Feedback (6)
@sjw Hello Sienna! You're right I should! Thanks for the repost sweetie and WOW ! - love the new author image! 🔥🔥🔥😊
@VikingHorn @gazplend Ha ha, you'll have to fight over it - there was only one! Thanks for the repost Gary mate. 😊👍
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