Little Johnny

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Nick Nick

Two WPC's are out and about on foot patrol with their alsatian.One says "I'm getting a bit cold and i've left my knickers at the station."The other one says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your...

@janbek

Turkish Opussers

Hi. Greetings from Turkey. The most of Turkish people likes writing. However it is very hard to write another language. If u can add a Turkish menu, people can pay attention this beautiful...

@TheViolator

A Dog

Brought a dog from a blacksmith today, took it home, and straight away it made a bolt for the gate.........

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My wife

Went home last night and my wife suggested I geta penis enlarger. I am meeting a blonde 21 year old nymph tonight..

@Seamonster

"We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters" - Founder's Fund.

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Traffic Warden's fun eralþ

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’sfuneral, a voice from inside screams“I’m not dead, I’m not dead.

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New Girlfriend

I went down to see old Slipalong Trevascus the other day and told im that I thought me new bird might be the one for me but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a french maid's...

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LIFE

Life is not measured by the breaths we take. but the moments that take our breath away.