Palm Tree

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/ / \\// \\ YOU
/ / / \\// \\ SUCK
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| |  
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Palm tree, palm tree
Sheltering me,
Without you,
I would burn, you see,

My suncream 'Shlong'
Really isnt very strong,
Once put on in the morning,
It doesnt last all day long,

I have to keep topping up,
Or blisters keep popping up,
So thats why I thank you,
Great Tree, You dont suck