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Dear Modern Day Socrates'

If you insist on posting a saying that is intended to be philosophical or profound and meant to stir emotion or cause action, please ensure to meet the following criteria first:

• You know what it means
• You are able to explain what it means
• It is not stupid
• You have at least some experience in the subject/event it is meant to describe

If you meet this criteria it will save you the hassle of me ruining your day and it will make you look less idiotic.

That is all.

Have a nice day.

blindsilence

@blindsilence

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Comments & Feedback (19)

Hahahah seriously made me laugh 😂😂😂

Genius 😂

You should have tagged it #notworth 😂😂😂

Lmao! Your directness is so endearing 😊😂

😂😂👏👏👏

...:p

:o. :p

@zoetip01 what?

Hehe... He... Um, my birthday quotes ok, right?

Eh?.

I disagree with your third bullet point. You don't need to have experienced or have knowledge of a subject to be able to philosophise. After all, what is imagination?

@Nom I see your point. I just can't see how someone can philosophise without having a basic grasp on how the world works. There is absolutely nothing wrong with ideas but when ideas are based on bullshit, I can not take them seriously.

What's bs to you are pearls of wisdom to others. It's all subjective. ;)

@Nom hence the point of my blog. 😏

@blindsilence hence the wink :)

Hi

Hello

😂😂😂

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