If there were to be one single peace-loving government of the world, no border would close, no child would be left uneducated, there would be universal healthcare, employment could be shared so all could work reasonable hours, no mouth would go hungry, no religion would justify genocide or oppression, rights and responsibilities would walk hand in hand, chavs would burn on bonfires like the scum they are, everyone would have a nice uniform with nose-masks to filter out the smell of burning chavs, and I would be Lord Dictator and live in a palace made of perspex with a room just for mint Aeros. Or something. Obviously, I need to work out the details but, even if all we get is the burning chavs, I think it's worth a shot, isn't it?
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It is simply a piece of satire about how power corrupts. No chaos were harmed in the making of this paragraph. 😉
@charlesthepig mate, when doing comments click on persons comments and they get a notification in their news feed to say you made a comment, didn't realise you posted, lol
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