Vote Glen

glen • 513 followers

Not 'if', but when I become prime minister, things are going to change
This countries lost its identity, but this I plan to change
I want to bring the Empire back, this countries become a bore
So every man under 60, must now get ready for war
I want to conquer the World and England shall be my base
I'll introduce a World currency and on the notes shall be my face
While my men are fighting and conquering countries with malice
I'll have the wives that are left behind, build me a huge glass palace
I'll then dissolve religion and announce myself as God
I'll have a word Daniel Levy before Tottenham put me in their squad
My vision of the future is one of utter perfection
Why wouldn't you vote for me, in the next general election.

#dark-humor #dystopian #general #megalomania #political-satire #power-fantasy

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Comments & Feedback (17)

Nov 30, 2012 at 12:32 PM

Yayy vote for glen!! 😂😂😂

Nov 30, 2012 at 12:56 PM

😂😂 All hail! Brilliant mate! I reckon you'll get in. The spurs squad that is... 👍🍻🍻

Nov 30, 2012 at 1:00 PM

@sjw @leelee101 right that's 2 votes already, prob need a few million more lol cheers 🌋

Nov 30, 2012 at 1:00 PM

😃

Nov 30, 2012 at 2:58 PM

Will you wear a penguin suit? I tend to only vote the ones wearing a penguin suit! But part from that you have my vote 🐧😂

Nov 30, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Heyyyy over here. Can't help u in ur country but can help u with taking over the world😁😁

Nov 30, 2012 at 5:33 PM

@sarahgamal where are you from then, I thought you lived in England 🇬🇧🇺🇸

Nov 30, 2012 at 5:35 PM

@glen Egypt

Nov 30, 2012 at 6:51 PM

@sarahgamal I went there a couple of years ago. Really hot ☀🌊 loved it

Nov 30, 2012 at 6:54 PM

@glen on ur next visit (which shouldn't be soon) let me know

Nov 30, 2012 at 6:55 PM

🌟😂🌟can I have a post in your cabinet?

Nov 30, 2012 at 6:56 PM

@ckahn of course you can, once you have helped finish my glass palace lol 😃😜

Nov 30, 2012 at 7:12 PM

We'll craft it with pint glasses!

Nov 30, 2012 at 9:11 PM

Can I be finance minister. I'd like to blow the budget in sweets and lottery tickets. 👏👏👏👏💚

Dec 1, 2012 at 2:35 AM

Lol yeah we need our empire back, rule Britannia (or more likely: Rule Glen!)

Dec 1, 2012 at 9:41 AM

@eddie12309 def you can, what a great idea 😃👏👏🏃💨

Dec 1, 2012 at 9:51 AM

@BenBrimage ha cheers mate 😃👏🏃🇬🇧👊

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