I sat near to my 3 years old nephew, Lutfi in front of the TV. While we were munching potato chips, there was an advertisement of Libresse- a brand of sanitary pad and a fat lady who is the spokeperson dancing happily to express her confidence with the product.
And a few minutes later, I heard this from my nephew, "why does the lady wear diapers too?"
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