Why My Family Is A Real-Life Sitcom: Part 2

@mAngel

Babysitting

Boy(6): You guys could be ornaments. I could put a hook on your head and hang you from the tree. Me: ......

@RemusLupin

Cats Eat Paper

Mr. P: Becky, where's your homework. Becky: I did it. Mr. P: Well where is it. Becky: My cat ate it. Mr. P: uh-huh. *writes 0 in grade book* Becky: MR. PALAZZO I DID MY HOMEWORK. MY CAT EATS...

@mAngel

Why My Family Is A Real- Live Sitcom: Part 3

**me in bed; not asleep yet** **sister in bed; not asleep yet** **cat asleep in chair** **Mom enters** Mom: Good night. (Kisses cat. Ignores humans in room. Walks out.) Me: .....

@cajunmustang808

Life of Serena Abrams

Today has GOT to be the worst day of my life. Paisley Just is the popular girl. And so far, SHE'S JUST EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF ALL WEST VALLEY HIGH. I can't believe her.

@loobustus

The lonely piazza One day their was two pieces of piazza in a box one salami, one plain. The. Plain one said " I'm just a plain piece of pizza and your so lucky your a salami piazza.

@namenick

Opusstory #6

Tim disappeared on Monday, after lunch. "Where is he now?" his mother was worried. "Turn off Wi-Fi router and he'll go out.".

@boognu

Gevangenis

Het was ochtend en met wat gehaast opstaan was het toch gelukt om te vroeg op het schoolplein aan te komen.

@coco

And He invented Man; And everything in Heaven and Earth; Except contraception, dinosaurs and gays. ~ Mark 4:13.