I don't know if it's a sign of alcoholism or just how mental I am....
Tidying up around my bed, going towards the back - in between the chest of drawers and the wall - I found a bottle of wine. Unopened.
Happy fucking days!
I don't know if it's a sign of alcoholism or just how mental I am....
Tidying up around my bed, going towards the back - in between the chest of drawers and the wall - I found a bottle of wine. Unopened.
Happy fucking days!
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@minxyMolly rose! I'm so happy haha I'm saving that for tomorrow. I'm out of mixer for the vodka, good timing!
@chickgamer haha lucky? Lol how long was the wine there do you think? ππ
@minxyMolly I'm guessing 3 months...lol i remember the last two bottles I bought...this wasn't part of that buy. Weird. Work is clearly stressing me lol
@chickgamer ah dear :/ well now you got a nice bottle to relax to! X
@chickgamer haha I wouldn't lol for Xmas Santa thought of all the fellas I haven't kissed and that I've been awfully good and has blessed me with a small bottle of rosΓ© πβ€πππππ
@minxyMolly haha lucky you then! Better keep staying away from those boys πππ
@chickgamer I'll say to you what I said to my mom couple years ago I don't want a "boy" I wanna man they have experience....Life of course πΌππβ€π
@chickgamer hehe you shoulda seen here face priceless lol (: x
@minxyMolly πππ loool you're brave! I wouldn't dare say that until after 21! But least I'm prepared for when my daughter says it lol
@chickgamer hahaha aww that'll be brilliant and incredibly sweet since I can imagine she'll be like you Lj! π! Hehe on bright side nice and prepared for good future! Lol x
@minxyMolly If she's like me, I'm deeply concerned! But true, ill be prepared π @Irrational_Kimmi ikr! So happy
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