Rowing

dougietjs • 129 followers

So a blonde is driving down the road listening to the radio listening to blonde joke after blonde joke. She starts getting increasingly angry until she can't take it anymore and shuts the radio off. Further down the road, she comes across another blonde trying to row a small boat in a corn field. Furious the blonde gets out and shouts "You're the one that makes us blondes look bad, rowing in a damn cornfield! If I could swim I'd come out and get you!"

#blonde #blonde-joke #comedy #humor-short #road-trip

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