Two Burned Ears

@LIAM7

Blonde Helicopter

A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.

@albisher

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb.

@Eatonlynch

The Sick Blonde

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right. "Not really," the blonde replied.

@Eatonlynch

I Can't Breath With Out It

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. "I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. "You can't. I'll die.

@Eatonlynch

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.

@Eatonlynch

A Blonde Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.

@Eatonlynch

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2. Blonde: Ummmmm... 4. Officer: What's the square root of 100.

@dougietjs

Rowing

So a blonde is driving down the road listening to the radio listening to blonde joke after blonde joke. She starts getting increasingly angry until she can't take it anymore and shuts the radio off.