Something unusual happened to me today
I was chatting to this bloke and he went full cray
Calling me names for no particular reason
If this were olden times he'd be hung for treason
Now I'm no stranger to cray as I'm
Sure you'll agree
But this poor fella was a league above me
Now I could have just stood there and taken a cray bashing
But I'm far too cool so I said yes mate that's smashing
But if you really think your crazier than me
You must be right out of your madness tree
If you carry in this tirade of verbal abuse
I'll have to unleash my magic Leaving excuse
I'm sorry mate but I really have to go
As I was busy plotting your demise and you've interrupted my flow!
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๐๐๐๐ Did you not do the 'wave your arms about and smack yourself on the head, whilst laughing maniacally' routine??! ๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐
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