Another gym session done and dusted
Feeling so much fitter but my back feels busted!
The weight and cash is dropping off me
People say I'm losing pounds but I just cant see!
Only problem Is after all that exercise
I rather fancy chips with sausage or pies!
A minute in the mouth but a lifetime on the hips
Shut up suckers and give me some chips!!!
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