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I'm A Lightweight

Laying in my bed last night, I heard my stomach grumble
I rushed towards the toilet, but on my way I took a tumble
My cheeks filled with sick, then it just exploded on the floor
I know I've said this many times, but I'm not drinking anymore
Hugging the toilet until 3 in the morning
I couldn't get to sleep and now I keep yawning
When I go out at night, I should really stop and think
I'm a bit of a lightweight really and I can't handle my drink...

glen

@glen

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Comments & Feedback (16)

Oh no! I hope you feel better soon. 😝

Oh dear 😞 feel better!

😂😂👏 I'm in the same boat.. Currently craving a bath, but can't get out of bed .. Need a cure 🍻😂

@crowncottage @rhona I'm ok now ha to many beers and nothing to eat, I should really learn my lesson 😃

@Burrfoot hair of the dog 🐶 lol I'm not drinking for at least a month after last night.

Be str🍻ng Glen...y🍻u can d🍻 it!

You absolute wuss! 😂😂🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻Come on my son, get these down yer, you know you want to! 👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻

@leelee101 ha I know, I'll soon be posting my first guitar solo on YouTube ha ill let you know when I'm ready 🎸🎸🎸🎸

Lol gotta love 🍺🍺🍺

@glen you ought to stay in more what with your darts problems and puking up all over the gaff !

@beergrylles ha I know, there's never a dull moment in my life lol

Awww, hope you're feeling better 💗

@ckahn much better now I've had some food lol never ever again lol

Just bring duct tape with you and place it over your mouth after you've reached a suitable buzz 😉

@glen I'll get the cotton will out... 😂😂👍

Chocolate is the answer.

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