Laying in my bed last night, I heard my stomach grumble
I rushed towards the toilet, but on my way I took a tumble
My cheeks filled with sick, then it just exploded on the floor
I know I've said this many times, but I'm not drinking anymore
Hugging the toilet until 3 in the morning
I couldn't get to sleep and now I keep yawning
When I go out at night, I should really stop and think
I'm a bit of a lightweight really and I can't handle my drink...
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@crowncottage @rhona I'm ok now ha to many beers and nothing to eat, I should really learn my lesson 😃
@leelee101 ha I know, I'll soon be posting my first guitar solo on YouTube ha ill let you know when I'm ready 🎸🎸🎸🎸
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