Sign In
Back

A Transformer!

Quirky funny one. Enjoy!

I am superb, I'm a man...
I want to be a superman!!

I have garbage, I have a can.
I'm a friends garbage can.

I have teeth, and a brush,
Let me be your toothbrush.

I am gentle,
But I'm a woman -
My parents' friends call me gentlewomen (guess they never knew what I did.)

I have a dick, I have a head,
For god sake, don't call me dickhead!

I'm eating a nut, reading a case.
Sometimes I'm a nutcase.

I will come, I really have a face,
Quick!!! Hide my cumface!

kivihe

@kivihe

Hi, I'm 21 from London. I love perfume, converse, trip, vintage,museums, and reading. Finance student, a bit weird. But someone told me weird is cool!! Trying to record the thoughts in mind ????

55
Stories

Similar Stories

Comments & Feedback (29)

Hahaha this is some crazy stuff haha πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ interesting like it my little orchid 😘

@aleishagayle20 hahaha I got this idea when I was having a shower lmao!!!

@kivihe best time for ideas had mine in bed haha πŸ˜„ great stuff tho very funny

@aleishagayle20 awwww, bed!! U really did some hot pieces these days lol. Love ur dark hot pieces, my sexy sexy rose xx

@kivihe Your a crazy onemy lovely.

@iPuss hahaha, thank u my little cute kitten zx

@kivihe hehehe well in a saucy mood these days 😜 hehe thank you my pretty orchid

@kivihe excellent fun! Kivi u nutter! πŸ˜‰

@leelee101 hahaha I'm super happy you like it lmao!!!

@aleishagayle20 babe, I knew that. I hope this piece can bring u some fun! Give me a smile, u cutie x

@kivihe hehehe you do this is funny stuff hahaha here you go πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„πŸ˜„β˜ΊπŸ˜‰πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Š

Quirky indeed. Fun!

@ckahn hahaha high five honey Ckahn!! Muah!!

@aleishagayle20 get it!! Lol 😘😘😘

Thank you hun @Dovahkiin x

Love it πŸ˜œπŸ‘€

@glensaggs isn't it mental lol xx

Crazy fun read! Cool style!

@naaviie @naaviie hahaπŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“ glad you enjoy it babe xx

@kivihe 😘

@naaviie πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“

Thank you dear, for the repost @melody lmao!! Xx

@kivihe :)

Lol

@melody @meggie2012 thank you darlings xx

@kivihe 😽

@melody I really hv a question. I uploaded my iPhone and pad, to the new version. Then I can't see the emojis any more... Why? :( xx

@kivihe try downloading a new emoji after deleting the old one and follow the procedure again that might help

@melody cooool! I'll go and try now, u r wonderful my man! x

Similar Writers