@beeglebuzz

I Love Sainsburys...

Stephen Fry quote: "I love Sainsbury's. Keeps the scum out of Waitrose!".

@33Guetta78

Change Facebook name to "No One" . Like peoples status's.

@DarkLioness

Cat Quote

A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. ~ Jenny De Vries.

@AubreyMo

Worrying Is Stupid

Worrying is like walking around with an umbrella on your hand waiting for it to rain. --Wiz Kalifa.

@beeglebuzz

That's Not Offensive...

Some guy in our class said this (actually he shouted it, attracting a few teachers): "I'm not a homophobe, you dirty faggot!" Not offensive in the slightest....

@ktwynne

i never lost a game, i just ran out of time..

@RemusLupin

How Drunk Were You?

-You took your sock off, gave it to a short guy, and said "here Dobby you're free". -You congratulated a potato on his part in Toy Story. -You were in my fireplace yelling "DIAGON ALLEY!".

@briaclark

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Food is my best friend.