#Snarody

Hello all ye lads,
The cute ones, hot ones and all the other fabs.
The time for playing is now over,
And the same for the game is far too lame.
So brace to witness the Parody of Legends,
Snaring, teeth baring, eyes glaring, claws tearing.

@iPuss is on my side this time,
It's okay @smellyfingers...you tried.
But for not want of you saying someday, tomorrow you cried,
Let us commence to our battle stations.
But not today, the ladyboy is too tired to fight stick,
Break my bones naught, my sweetest cat/dog warrior will fight today.
Except no more rap battles with boiling kettles and ungrowing mettle
Just song, with slow tunes and lyrics that make you close your eyes,
Let out fumes.
Romanticism brings in cousin Evil so get cooking and brewing,
So tomorrow I see and begin the warning.

For the battle of ages coming up tomorrow at dusk,
For me, it's chill. It's like eating some rusk.

P.S. Don't forget to tag #snarody which basically means snaring parody and also add Q to denote my spectatorship and initiation of the idea  kinda self centered but saves time 