Crime: Indecent clothing
Culprit: Tomas Robiecz
Date: 10th Nov 2012
Time: 21:16
Attending Officer: DCI Spanx, WPC F.O.Parr
Location: The Duck and Hen
After receiving several calls from said location, all concerning the same offender, officer Francine Orsen-Parr and I were sent to attend the scene. Upon arriving at the Public house in question it was immediately obvious the offender was still at the premisses. Fearing the natives could get further distressed we accompanied the culprit into another room before officer Parr returned to take witness statements.
Witness 1: Krystal (bar hand)
" oh my god like, I couldn't believe it like, it's not on, you know what I mean, you can't just walk in like that like, it's disgusting....it's a bad example for the kids, my three were crying at the end of the bar"
Witness 2: Dwayne (local)
"Naaah, man walks in like that and expects me not to tump him, mans is crazy init, if that was one of my boys he'd be getting slapped down, standard"
Witness 3: Ethel (pensioner)
"Ooh it's a disgrace, wouldn't have happened in my day, kids these days don't know they're born"
Summation
It is my recommendation that the culprit for the crime of wearing a full stonewashed denim outfit in public, should be sentenced to LIFE! without denim of any kind. I also believe Mr Robiecz should be made to wear a denim detecting tag for at least one year
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