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A quick way to knock one out
For the urge & the need to write
When finding time is causing strife
No time to give your work undivided attention
A quick post is all it took, for some self gratification
A flick of the wrist and text is typed
So if you feel the need to write
Knock one out its all the hype
Write 'cause its what your all about
No need to feel guilt or feel shame
We all are writers bashing out words the same
Spurting, squirting words galore
Write poems, stories, scripts like whores

redfae

@redfae

A redhead writer trying to get my novel published. I enjoy writing YA Paranormal Romances and so far had a short story and article published. I maintain my blog and website at www.alisonaldridge.co.nr

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Comments & Feedback (14)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nice one Ally! πŸ‘β€

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@leelee101 @MelchiorJ13 Thanks. Wasn't sure if it'd be PC but thought it was fun x

@redfae who cares? You were right, it's fun! πŸ‘β€πŸŒΉ

@redfae very funny 😊

Ha I think I might knock a couple out later myself πŸ‘‹

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Hahaha love it :)

@redfae 😳

Love it! Very clever and naughty Ally πŸ’šπŸ˜‚β˜ΊπŸ˜œβœ¨πŸ˜˜

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