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Are You Suffering From Writers Block?

(Best read in voice over man voice like a TV advert. Please, this is tongue in cheek. Laugh at yourself if you recognise anything)

Suffering from writers block?
Ran out of things to say?
Well fear no more
We can help you today!

Save your self hooooouuurs of stress by following these handy tips.

1.write about your writers block
2. Look around you, write about something you see
3.look out the window, write about the weather
4.have a look for an Opuss challenge for inspiration

STiiiiiiilllll stuck....?those creative juices no longer flowing?

We have plenty more tips and ideas...
Remember never fear!

5. Listen to your favourite songs and start from there, Snow Patrol, Ed Sheeran are popular places to start

6. Think about your favourite film or TV programme and start from there.. I'm sure there's a good tale to tell

7. Have a look at what others are writing and use one of their lines as a starting point

8. Tell us what your doing, but at least put it in a rhyme ... Cinema, car booting, going on holiday

9.Pop up a poem you wrote when you were 5 or perhaps 10

Stilllllllll struggling ...then
Here's for the lazy ones amongst you....

10. Look again what others have written and write something similar. There's always plenty creativity

11.Pop up your favourite quote but don't do this too often

12. Tell us what your doing, a good example is... I'm off to the toilet or can't be bothered constructing a sentence.... Just put... Swimming.

13. And for those that really can't be arsed find a good poem on the Internet and copy and paste or just post something you posted a few days ago.

eddie12309

@eddie12309

Busy mummy who loves to read to my children. Will write about anything

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Comments & Feedback (17)

😂😂😂 excellent. Have you noticed how those who say they have writers block then produce a quite brilliant piece about....writers block! Go figure...😂👍❤🌹

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@leelee101 indeed. 😂

A DIY manual for Opuss-ing...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

😂😂😂 good one!

@misslittleDHP or perhaps not. 😂

@ckahn 👍💚

When I read it with voice over its hiliraious😂😂 Thank u though for the tips😉😉😘😘👍👍

Pmsl! Great advice 😂😂😂

😂 I love how it got increasingly snarky towards the end!

Ed Sheeran 😳😳😳😳Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hulk Smash

@leelee101 she mentioned Ed Sheeran 😳

@glen only because I've recognised some of his lines and snow patrol lines in some folks work. 😂

@Irrational_Kimmi who me!!!👼

Forgot the 'make stuff up as you go along" tip.

@glen I know mate... I've heard he nicked some of your lines... 😂😂👍

@blindsilence ah indeed I did. 😂

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