stylistic101
I'm really busy these days, and I have no time for Opuss. So I guess this is goodbye. I don't want to, but I have to. If you want to keep in touch, then add me on Wattpad. Farewell. After I post this, I am deleting this app. Do not reply (i…
Yes, it's true! Artic explorers, eager to find Father Christmas, treaded to his lair in the North Pole and astonishingly could NOT find him. They searched the land of snow, with no success. Where could he be? Does this mean no more gifts? I…
I have school exams! But please do not forget me! I'll be back in a week. But then my rank will go down please continue liking my stuff! xoxo
KMLW Pt 1 Alexia's POV "Alexia! I told you what I needed!" Rhona cried. Rhona's my little sister. She's 11. And me? I'm Alexia, 19. Don't ask me if Rhona's annoying. Because she is. I went to the balcony and stood there, watching the cloud…
Criminal Girl Pt 11 *I'm gonna start changing point of views. POV stands for Point Of View Kate's POV: Great. It's almost Valentines day and I have nothing prepared. I don't have party clothes. I didn't make a card. And I have this Roy-Har…
@lukeboy10 *no offence to blondies on the 3rd joke Well I don't know what kind of jokes people like, so I'm going to write many. 1. I sent out a text saying: hey, guys. I lost my phone. Can you ring me? 12 people called me... I need smar…
Criminal Girl Pt 10 "Mercedes!" I grabbed Roy's wrist and ran to my cousin. "Oh, hey Kate." I was about to scold her when she interrupted: "Kate, thanks so much for setting me up with Cam. He is... handsome, you know. He even-" "Shut the h…
Criminal Girl Pt. 9 *I never wrote this bad before. The next chapter won't be so bad. "Cameron, you dirty slut!" I shouted, catching up to him. "Why are acting like that?" "I have a plan Kate... I mean, babes." "STOP IT!" "Okay, then, do …
My exams are here. Won't be on opuss for a week. Sorry!
*For part 1-7, see @Stylistic101 Criminal Girl Part 8 "Oh, Kate..." Cameron finally arrived, after an hour. I smiled, flipped my hair and winked. "Did you do it?" I asked excitedly. "Is Roy dead?" "Erm, not exactly," Cameron muttered. I g…
@starkid_fanfic Finally I've found someone who is my age And whose stories are so good, page after page Nav, you're great! Will you be my mate? Will you be my friend? Oops, we are. I hope it'll never end. We both think with one mind Thanks…
@leelee101 Ok, so I wanted to say That by the end of the day I had many friends But the first one was you Yes really! It's true Thanks for the comments For the likes, which never ends I'm just so happy we are friends Please don't laugh...…
@daveystarr @Stylistic101 (my old account) Daveystarr, also known as Maya Really helped me goin' higher Yes believe it I'm not a liar. I mean, who the hell can boost your rank From over 1000 to 44 Who else, who more? I know this poem is sh…
I remember the first day I joined Opuss. I was really shy and shaky, thinking no one would like my style. But I was mistaken! I made lots of lovely, good friends. And I'd like to thank those people by starting this #communityappreciation th…
Ok, so my name is Maryam (Mary for short) and my ideal city would be called MaryamVille. There'd be: Spa- sauna chocolate mask massage hair-do nail polish lipstick Fast food- burgers fries soft drinks ice cream cake Shopping…
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the day, Little kids, nothing smells: 'Cause Santa's on the way! Filling his sack with gifts, An iPod or a doll, Maybe a makeup set? Or a brand new soccer ball! His best friend's a snowman, and He r…
*@starkid_fanfic (AKA Nav) I'm so sorry; I thought you were a boy! But I'll change you into a girl. Opuss quickly tried to escape but this moron man stepped on her orange, furry tail. "Eek!" Opuss snarled. "Opuss!" Hannah cried. "Surpris…
"Yes, indeed," Opuss squeaked, giving the humans her trademark "pleading kitty eyes". "Shall I tell you a story, humans?" "You? Story?" Maryam blurted out, and everyone burst into laughter. "Yeah, right," Nav said, wiping his eyes. Hannah …
There once was a lonely cat. It was coated with fine, ginger fur. This cat was called Opuss. But it was no ordinary cat, no way. It had a magical gift of telling stories! A talking cat is nothing to be surprised about. Almost anything can t…
Hey huns Let's just vote if you watch big time rush. Do you like Logan, Carlos, James or Kendall? Post in the comments!
I was brought up to be polite, to say 'yes sir' or 'no sir', to get my lazy butt off the chair and let the elders sit, hold the door open for others, say words like 'please' and 'thank you', not to be greedy and offer whatever I had to my f…
True beauty isn't about how much makeup you applied, or how expensive your clothes are, or how high your heels are, or if you dyed your hair pink. True beauty is really about how kind you are, how graceful and confident, and lovable to othe…
Behind every crazy woman is a crazy man who made her that way. But behind every great man is a great woman... Waiting to push him off the stairs.
If you want kids to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
It's easier to build a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Criminal Girl Part 6 "Freeze! Hands up!" I said, gripping my gun, pointing it towards the figure in the Science Lab. He turned aroumd. "Roy?!" I cried. The other figure looked around. "Lisa?! I thought you guys were dead!" This was just m…
It's my job to mix the jelly It's mom's job to pour water on the jelly It's my job to complain that the jelly is smelly It's her job to cut the jelly into cubes while I watch telly It's my job to eat it and it goes into my belly
Criminal Girl Part 5 "Hey Kate, do you really want to go to school? I mean, Lisa and Roy..." "Yeah mom. I have to go." I yawned, because I have an appointment with Spencer. I got ready and went to school. First I have Math. Then Science, …
Whatchya doin'? Building. Building what? I can't tell ya. Why can't you tell me? 'Cause I'm building! Building what? I can't tell ya. Why can't you tell me? 'Cause I'm building. Building what? I can't tell ya. Why can't you tell me? 'Caus…
Criminal Girl Part 3 "Oh sh*t!" Spencer shouted. "There aren't anymore bullets in my gun!" "Ha!" I said. "Well, now what are you going to do?" "Hey, beautiful," Spencer whispered proudly. "Remember - I'll get you tomorrow at school. Be i…
Never misjudge a child. Here are some examples: (Child spills coffee on tge table) A NEGATIVE PROJECTION: Ha! This will teach them never to leave their coffee around! They can't function without this stuff, and this will absolutely be reve…
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Once upon a time... See the next page for the story! You fall into a hole and it's full of dynamite and you burn your butt and die. The end.
Okay, I'm trying to write a novel but I haven't got ideas! Please give me ideas in the comments and I will mention the best in the credits. Thanks!
@crowncottage Linda, this is for Poor Little Silly Smee Punch a few noses, Silly Smee And the bully boys will let you be It's great to yourself, you shouldn't change who you are Because in reality, deep inside, you're a star So don't be …
Remember I said in my "Chocolate Appreciation Day" blog that chocolate day was near? Well, it finally approached! Feel free to stock up on chocs, but may I warn you, you might get stuck in the bathroom with a tummy upset. But honestly, it's…
Good. Better. Best. Never mind the rest. Until your good is better. And your better is the best.
No matter how much you conceal yourself with makeup- cream, powder, lipstick, eyeshadow... You will always stay the same old boring you. So stop it. *By the way it doesn't make you any better... The true you is the best...
Fashion Crime! Alert, alert! DCI Spanx is investigating. I, Maryam, am an important member. The culprit was spotted in the princess's wedding ballroom. All DCI Spanx official members were specially invited. The culprit, a nineteen-year old…
Inside my shopping bag You'll find things I bought I waste a lot of money But I can never be taught Here's my shopping list: Brand new shoes With high heels White silk clutch Golds, no steels Lipgloss Flavor: Cherry Or maybe honey Or st…
Those who say that the world will end in 2012! YOU GUYS ARE WRONG. Anyways, in school we are learning about life in 2050 and I learned some intresting stuff, want to share with you. The characters in my review below are not real. LIFE OF …
Two wicked sisters were going to a boy's birthday bash. Their stepsister, Cindy, helped in every possible way: she varnished their nails, she tightened their corsets, she did their hair and makeup. Alas, no number of lipgloss or ribbons cou…
Sometimes annoying, smart The girl who knows her part Great, tall, cute Chubby and astute Hard-worker, pretty Active, witty The girl who lives happily Let me guess: That is me!
Hey guys Remember this Girls rule The earth with bliss Guys rule In a gross way Spitting, yelling, Ruining the day If girls were To wholly rule The earth would Be super cool Get outta our way Guys, we're your neice If you let us rule Th…
For Linda @crowncottage Part 1 My name is Maryam, and I currently live in a big villa in Asia somewhere. When we first arrived on 22 August 2012, I was very nervous. But my dad said he wil buy us a dog, so that was fine. In the first mont…
Banananananana Split INGREDIENTS A Banana Vanilla Icecream Cherry Chocolate Sauce Crushed nuts Waffles EQUIPMENT Wide Bowl Scoop Spoon METHOD Put two scoops of vanilla icecream in a wide bowl. Drizzle chocolate sauce on top. Stick a co…
Chocolate has been my favorite thing ever since I could walk. To celebrate the upcoming Chocolate Appreciation Day, I would like to say something: I LOVE YOU CHOCOLATE. NEVER LET ME DOWN!!! Kindly post a message to Chocolate in the comments…
For Shakespeare fans O mistress mine Where are you roaming? O stay and hear Your true love's coming That can sing both high and low. Trip no further Pretty sweeting Journeys end In lovers meeting Every wise man's son does know. What is l…
Sometimes I sit and wonder About things I don't know Like what the heck the earth was like A hundred years ago. Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs? Did flowers even grow? We can guess but that was back A hundred years ago. I wish they built a …
Painting my nails A velvet pink So they see my Cocktail glass go clink Strutting down The dance ground With funky beats And friends around Which outfit shall I wear today? Should I follow the blue? Or the red way? I hate school It's a w…
Are ya in da mood for freaky food? Ya feel your tongue itchin' For fresh ivy greens Try Witch's kitchen! She's got corn on the cobweb, nice n' hot She makes the meanest cider But her milkweed shakes aren't fit for a spider. She brews toa…
Witch goes shopping Upon her broom Finds a place to park it. Takes a shiny Shopping cart Into the supermarket. Smacks her lips And reads The list of stuff She needs: Frog legs Worms in brine Crow feathers Eight or nine. Witch takes herse…
Halloween being over doesn't get in my way of being totally Creeeeepy... Hey, speaking of Halloween, is anyone hungry for some blood muffins? Or eyeball cupcakes? *I don't know how to make proper cupcakes from scratch, so you can use any …
The fleecy clouds Floated past In the dazzling Blue sky Mulberries grow On the firmly rooted Trees in the Grassy garden The robin Soared in the air Gazing at nature And its true beauty
Pets are the hobby of my brother Bert He used to go to school with a mouse in his shirt And his hobby grew as some hobbies will And it grew and grew and grew until- Oh, don't breathe a word, pretend you haven't heard A simply appaling thi…
There was a boy Named Jame Roy Was a pain Drove people insane Decided to have fun Decent was none Ran up a hill Stood quite still Yelled in despair "Help! It's a bear!" People came to help When they heard his yelp Jame was fake-cryi…
I wish I were an astronaut So I could soar in space Some planets cold or hot I'd have to pick my place I'd visit planet Uranus And look at the green sky I'd see alien-octopus Flying up high Venus is supersonic The chemicals as well I woul…
This is not exactly a salad, but you know what I mean. INGREDIENTS Apples Bananas Orange Juice Pepper (don't think I'm weird or anything, but I like to sprinkle pepper on my fruit :-) EQUIPMENT Big Bowl Serving Spoon Cutting Board Knife Sm…
Make new friends But keep the old One is silver And the other is gold A wheel is round It has no end That's how long I want to be your friend!
This blog gives advice on how to stay beautiful and healthy on an airplane journey. You should have an emergency bag with you. It should have the following inside it: Bottle of drinkable water Lotion Lip balm Hydration mask Light makeup W…
The moonlight shines Upon thee, so why stand Amongst the willows Swaying in the wind?
Okay I know milkshakes are not cocktails. INGREDIENTS Oreos Milk Vanilla Icecream Sugar Chocolate syrup Chocolate Icecream Sprinkles (your choice) EQUIPMENT Blender Glass Spoon/straw METHOD Put a scoop of Vanilla and Chocolate icecream, a…
If you are scared during your Job Interview, then just imagine your boss in his underwear. Or your underwear. Or whatever.
This yummy recipe helps you make Terrific Truffles easily and quickly at no cost! Everything should be in your cabinets. INGREDIENTS Icing Sugar Normal Sugar Cocoa Powder Thick Cream A Bar Of Chocolate (Either CADBURY'S or GALAXY'S brands …
Look at my new sandals I bought them yesterday I wear them in my home I wear them out to play. I love how they glitter It's a pretty sight They brightly shimmer They sparkle at night. My friends still avoid me Even though my shoes are sweet…