Face(Book) It

AJBrown • 215 followers

There's this thing called Facebook
I'm not on it all the time
But I'm pretty sure it's where you post
Silly things that do not rhyme
There is also this thing called twitter
It works the same way
Some of you would happily
Sit and post all day
Now lets look at Opuss
For the creative ones at heart
Some posts that I am seeing shared-
Don't make me start!
This place isn't like
Facebook and twitter!
This is Opuss!
Not a status updater.
I don't care what you eating
Or if your boyfriends fine
I don't see why you need to share
'He's not your's he's mine!'
Please all pointless writers
Go and have a look,
I'm sure you'll find a better place
In that thing called Facebook.

#digital-commentary #general #internet-culture #poetry #satire #social-media

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