For those who want to be number 1
This is a guide, it's just for fun
It doesn't matter if your writings the best
With no followers it won't pass the test
You can tag everyone in your posts
'Hey read this give me some votes'
Make friends with the top 20 and like there work
All for them reposts that you get back with a smirk
Stick to poems there easy to read
Stories are better but clog up the feed
Don't get involved in online spats
Or make fake accounts theres no way back from that
Don't delete your posts if there not that good
I do this a lot, but then I'm misunderstood
Please don't copy and paste
Seen this before, such a waste
Don't pretend your someone your not
You will get found out and your rating will drop
Be happy like me at rank 163
I watch all this going on with a nice cup of tea
You see it's not all that being number 1
Get outside and enjoy the sun
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Comments & Feedback (38)
Brilliantly putπ I just DO not get the whole rank thing. Great work shared, constructive & encouraging comments together with, hopefully, a few likes-surely that's what it's all about? Great piece πππ
Good on you x for me it's just a way to release emotion and it's always nice to have a like along the way x. This is a fab rant x
@glen yeah, opuss stopped working for me, I couldn't load new stuff, showed everything older than a month. I waited, now it's working again...
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