Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.
Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo."
Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo."
"Damn!" replied the blonde passenger, "I got on the wrong plane."
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Hi I'm 11 and Please follow me for jokes,poems,story and quotes .(the person in the picture is my little brother)And I also like G.A.A and tennis and sometimes soccer and love reading - Daniel
A blonde walks into a pet store and 10 minutes later, she walks outside smiling. The clerk then see's a goldfish flopping on the floor so he runs out and asks the blonde, "why are you so happy miss?".
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
Once there was a blonde who was playing an important part in a movie. The director says to the blonde, "Ok, if you could just kneel over there honey..." and gestures to a spot on the set.
On Monday a blonde went to a shop and asked a shop assistant how much that was the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
this os rubbish but oh well A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a cooking show. The cook says to the redhead roll the Pasterie. She does so. The brunette is told to stir the mixture. She obeys.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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