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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Comments & Feedback (6)

That's funny but I'm blonde… and brown actually I'm not offended tho

Why do people always writes jokes about blondes. You know something you should try writing jokes about brownettes. I am a blonde and that does actually offend me.

@mattreb10 @Fluffy2000 I wasn't trying offend anyone and I do write jokes about brunettes btw they're jokes!

@Rainbow_Marshmallow @mattreb10 my friend told me this joke last year and she's a blonde, it's not meant to hurt anybody's feelings though cause it really is just a joke ☺

@Rainbow_Marshmallow @Kathyc ok fine I get what you mean I think I was just having a grumpy day.

@mattreb10 😐 K

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