Shopping Is A Nightmare!

@LIAM7

A Blonde In A Pet Store

A blonde walks into a pet store and 10 minutes later, she walks outside smiling. The clerk then see's a goldfish flopping on the floor so he runs out and asks the blonde, "why are you so happy miss?".

@Platypus

Blonde In A Film

Once there was a blonde who was playing an important part in a movie. The director says to the blonde, "Ok, if you could just kneel over there honey..." and gestures to a spot on the set.

@Eatonlynch

Blonde Hijacker

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

@Rainbow_Marshmallow

Joke #12

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

@Emma_33

No Offence To Blondes.

this os rubbish but oh well A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a cooking show. The cook says to the redhead roll the Pasterie. She does so. The brunette is told to stir the mixture. She obeys.

@Hanni

Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

@albisher

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

@alem0004

Never See Football With A Blonde

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.