this os rubbish but oh well
A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a cooking show. The cook says to the redhead roll the Pasterie. She does so. The brunette is told to stir the mixture. She obeys. Them the chef tells the blonde to beat the egg. She nods. Then she tells "you son of a bitch!" And starts punching the egg. Then she turns to the chef and says "now that you have had me done your payback 0n the egg, what is my task?"
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