(Dr Nick Rivera is rifling through a book on the human body.) Dr Nick: "That's what we look like inside? It's disgusting!" (turns page) "Ooh... that woman swallowed a baby!"
@BellaMaple Acceptance "Always accept who you truly are inside.. Unless you're a serial killer" Ellen Degeneres 2007. 15 words
@nappzz The Human Brain The human brain is a wonderful object. It works 7 days a week, 365 days a year. If functions from the time you are born..........and only stops when you take exams!!. 31 words
@BellaMaple Happiness “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” - Oscar Wilde. 13 words
@BellaMaple Fruit Salad “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll. 21 words
@BellaMaple Free Shoes “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey. 33 words
@BellaMaple Irony “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” - Jack Nicholson. 14 words
@toriaelizabeth Stupidity :) Stupidity and Genius are much the same thing. The only difference is that there is a limit to your Genius.. 20 words
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