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When i grow up, i wanna be an imaginary friend

What do you do when u have a tiger chasing you from behind, a bear on your right and cheetah on your left? GET YOUR DRUNK BUTT OF THE MERRY GO ROUND!!!

Art Teacher:"I need your assignments." One of the kids handed in a blank piece of paper. Art Teacher:" What is this?!" Kid:"A polar bear in a snow storm."

Can u believe the crazy stuff people do these days? I was at school & someone started drinking beer right next to me! I was so shocked I almost dropped my weed!

LIAM7

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Hi my name is Liam O'conor and I'm from Kildare, Ireland.Im 12 and have 1 dog 2 cats.Expect some dark poems sometimes story's and mostly quotes and jokes :) please follow

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@LIAM7 loving the polar bear in a snow storm

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