*no offence to blondies on the 3rd joke
Well I don't know what kind of jokes people like, so I'm going to write many.
1. I sent out a text saying: hey, guys. I lost my phone. Can you ring me?
12 people called me... I need smarter friends.
2. A man was in a bar. There were lots of people. He desperately needed to pass gas. The music was loud, so he timed his gas with the beat of the music. When he realized everyone was staring at him, he noticed that he was listening to his headphones.
3. 10 people were climbing a mountain. 9 were blondes and one was a brunette. The mountain was breaking because of their heavy weight so they decided to let someome fall of to save the others. For a while no one volunteered. Then the brunette gave a tearfully touching speech about how she would jump off to save the life of other people. The blondes applauded (and fell down).
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