My Drive To Work

TheCodsPollocks • 433 followers

Ten past four
I'm running late !
Close the door
Unlatch the gate
Morning breeze
Run to the car
Bloody keys?!!!
Oh, there you are.
Remove the lock
Adjust the seat
Check the clock
Turn up the heat
Windscreen's clear
That's nice to know !
Slip into gear
Let's go! go! go!

Wave 105
My favourite song !
They're playing live -
I sing along,
4:33
I'm doing well
Then suddenly
Oh, bloody hell !
I can't believe
What's going on
How could I be
So bloody wrong?
Slam on the brakes
Suppress a cough
For goodness sakes !
IT'S MY DAY OFF !!
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#commute #general #morning-routine #self-deprecating #workplace-humor

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qualified2dream

Jul 12, 2012 at 6:48 PM

😂👍👍nice 1! 👏V funny😜

qualified2dream

Jul 12, 2012 at 6:48 PM

Ps I did that once..& boy was I not happy!!! 😏

minxyMolly

Jul 12, 2012 at 6:59 PM

😄😂😂 brilliant 😄👍 love it ❤😘

TheCodsPollocks

Jul 12, 2012 at 7:02 PM

@qualified2dream Haha I bet! I've never actually done it but I've got as far as getting dressed before I've realised ! 😃🚗

TheCodsPollocks

Jul 12, 2012 at 7:11 PM

@minxyMolly @HeatherAnne @bop365. Appreciate the reposts guys. Many thanks xxx 😊

qualified2dream

Jul 12, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Got as far as the train station!!!😏😚!!

misslittleDHP

Jul 12, 2012 at 7:31 PM

Ooooooooooops❕❕❕❕❕❕

chy

Jul 12, 2012 at 7:53 PM

Lol you're just really dedicated to your work 😝😁

TheCodsPollocks

Jul 12, 2012 at 8:03 PM

@chy @misslittleDHP @sjw. Many thanks for the reposts. Love you all xxx ❤

nikujagagirl

Jul 12, 2012 at 9:38 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!

Stablish

Jul 13, 2012 at 11:00 PM

Lol, this is a great poem. I done this once when I had my paper round as a lad, fell asleep and woke up and thought it was morning. I went out in my bike down town all the way to the shop before it dawned on me lol. 😃😃

TheCodsPollocks

Jul 14, 2012 at 3:43 AM

@Stablish Hahaha! You must have wondered what the hell was happening! Bloody paper rounds - that was slave labour. Thanks for the repost mate - I've just got up (3:30) and for a change I HAVE got to go to work on a Saturday ! 😠💤 see ya later.