It was the school teacher's birthday and all the children had bought a present.The florest's son bought a bunch of flowers, the grocer's daughter bought a basket of fruit, the baker's daughter bought a cake, then the wine shop owner's son walked up with a big heavy basket which had a leak, the teacher touched the liquid and licked her finger, she asked "Is it a bottle of wine" "No" said the boy, she wiped her hand on the liquid and had a really good lick "Is it brandy" "No" said the boy "It's a puppy"
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