Shall I bend over while you shove it in?
Privatize my ass, then ask me how I've been?
Ohhhh! It's so good how you thrill me.
You found my hot button issue.
Oh baby, how you kill me.
I'm primed and ready honey
Shove that agenda in.
Welcome to your private party. Let's take it for a spin.
Screw the cops, screw the teachers. And when we're done, public education gets screwed under the bleachers.
Ohhh, It's such a nasty orgy, a fine fancy feast.
Legislation masturbation baby
You got me creamin in the sheets.
Oh wait! Where you goin!?
I was just getting ready for another go.
You'll call though right?
Unless of course,
I'm part of the show.
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@paddyduke you might want to talk to my husband and see how he's enjoying my agenda before you decide ; )
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