My take on the Jubilee. Slightly rude and short so be warned!!
Congratulations
Your majesty,
On your diamond
Jubilee.
Sitting on your ass
For sixty years
While England's people
Have been in tears.
The pathetic parliament
Stealing money and all
While leaving us
All poor and small.
So everybody,
Raise your glass,
To that big headed
Lazy arse!
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Kitsune. A girl who likes imagination and cookies. Short stories and poems here! :)
In your eye and up your arse, Lords and Ladies of the Bench.
Im tired of watching crude Politics Spread by Small-minded dicks Energy wasted controlling a nation Whose brains are on permanent vacation.
In Opussia Something's stirring In the shadows Something's occurring. So high ranked Sitting down Wearing his Fake plastic crown. I'm sorry sir, But you lie. These aren't original. Do you even try.
Im tired of watching crude Politics Spread by Small-minded dicks Energy wasted controlling a nation Whose brains are on permanent vacation.
Do not die with honor When you can live by deceit. Do not suffer honest loss When you can win as a cheat. Power is as power does And right defines itself.
She looks good when she's sudding. She takes a hit, but she's rotting. You see her face on cardboard boxes. You see, she's a push, plays with boxes. She acts like a victim, but she'll bite you.
Shall I bend over while you shove it in. Privatize my ass, then ask me how I've been. Ohhhh. It's so good how you thrill me. You found my hot button issue. Oh baby, how you kill me.
Adverts on the telly Can really drive me mad Why are they so awful.
@iPuss @DuRoLuRo Thanks to you both! π@lonelynutmeg98 Yeah well, she could at least tell 'em to straighten up couldn't she?
@CuriousCat blasphemy!! I agree though,I'm having a street party for Rolf Harris just to be different π
I like the country but not the people and policies in control ! @lonelynutmeg98 yeah from the uk and irish have better accents :P
@megz92 so your Irish I agree David Cameron is the biggest idiot I've ever met you know although I'm not on Facebook and do not like it there's actually someone on it called 'David Cameron is a K***head' without the stars you know the actual word It's really funny you should check it out
@megz92 really!! I lost all mine in a fire at the wobble board storage warehouse so that's great!! ππ
@lonelynutmeg98 haha il have to check it out! He is a k***head !! @gazplend my wobble boards are in prefect condition ;)
@Jamtots It's not treason, just as an opinion π @megz92 @gazplend Sounds fun! I bring the barbecue? π@bop365 Gosh! Lucky you! x-x @lonelynutmeg98 Yeah. I'm English.
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