Will he be the one that's going without? No never!
All these politicians do is make me feel so sick
Your the same as us, oh please! We're not thick
Christmas won't be hard for you, it never is
You live life hard because you think your the biz
The poor and destitute don't wrinkle your brow
To live on a budget you wouldn't even know how
As far as I'm concerned Ebenezer had nothing on you
I hope for christmas dinner you end up eating dogs poo!
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Comments & Feedback (27)
@leelee101 well honestly the way they talk...they really don't have a clue maybe one less holiday a year is all it means to them! Humph π‘thanks for the RP hun πππ»
I like this but I've missed the news and from reading the comments are they taking away christmas? π’
He can't do that!!!! Christmas is waaay more important than him for many reasons!! Better than a fucking guy in a suit! He used to be awesome...π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
@minxyMolly no hun he's was talking about the financial situation and then I veered off course a bit lol! ππdon't listen to @gazplend
@minxyMolly still waiting for the first time!! Mols Santa doesn't exist! Thought you were old enough to know now,if you see a fat man breaking into your house on Xmas eve then run away mols! π³
@gazplend but ...but he told me to call him bob! I even gaz him money for the train journey back to the pole....π It was all a lie!
@minxyMolly mols there are no trains to the pole! He obviously meant bassetts pole near Sutton coldfield! Robbing get! π
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