Facebook Ate My Homework

@hallofrumors

Handsome

If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?.

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@Allmec

Goldfish?

ABCD gol'fish MNO gol'fish SDR gol'fish RDL gol'fish S is RDR gol'fish It's been a long train journey home!.

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@RhysHoran

Another Jodi-ism

My sister arrived home from a driving lesson yesterday and exclaimed: "I was driving along and I think I might have accidentally hit a peasant." Oh my, how we laughed..

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@Cece

Random

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. thank u for ur time :).

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@isa

Ice Cream

English: icecream.

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@Puppy

Different People

When people say your weird, it's because we're all different. When people say your mean, they are just being very sensitive. When people say your strange, they're right, you have to accept it..

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@AjlaS

Steve Martin

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin.

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@hallofrumors

The Idea From The Meeting

Sometimes, I'll stand up in a meeting and say, "You just gave me an idea!" Then I leave the room, drive home, and go to bed..

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