I Used To Think Diets Were For Wimps

I used to think diets were for wimps
Until I saw some pics of myself
My god what was I thinking
When I wore that dress?
I look like a rectangle table
Wearing 70's throwback cloth
Don't get me started on my tum
Hanging there like a tyre
My chin no longer alone
Seems to have acquired a friend
My hair looked great at first
Then went all lank and limp
My once high cheekbones
Have disappeared into chub central
My arms are just like rustic bloomers
Thick and oval shaped minus the crust
Listen don't get me wrong
I've always had boobs and booty
But only one woman's worth not three
So from this day I take a vow
To drink a ton of water
Get in the weight watchers meals
Try to walk each and every day
Hoping to shed a pound or five
For until that day when the chub has gone
I simply won't have my pic taken again
For the chubby chick I see in front of me
Was a shock unto my eyes
Yep I used to think diets are for wimps