Ok so I knew I'd put on some weight
Just a tad, something I hate
But lately I'd been a bit low
So to the fridge I would go
Eating was a guilty pleasure
Just steer clear of a tape measure
I didn't need to hear guilt trips
How those crisps would go to my hips
I was in a bad place, needed grub
So what if I got a little chub?
But now I'm back to my old self
Need to take more care of my health
This positive thinking was in full swing
Then on Saturday an awful thing
I had to take my little girl to A + E
You'd never believe what was said to me
I was carrying my daughter on my hip
Out of the nurses mouth this did slip
"Oh you have a little bump I see"
"Should you be carrying your little girlie?"
With disgust I replied "I'm not pregnant"
I wanted to cry but put on a brave front
Hubby laughed, thought it so funny
If he had one, I would have boiled his bunny
So now me and a couple of my friends
Are awaiting to see what Slimming World sends
What else is a girl with note, a LITTLE bump to do?
It could have been worse with "when is it due?"
So wait weight...I have some news for you
I'm getting rid if it's the last thing I do!!
©Kim Brown 18th September 2012
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