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Wait Weight!!

Ok so I knew I'd put on some weight
Just a tad, something I hate
But lately I'd been a bit low
So to the fridge I would go
Eating was a guilty pleasure
Just steer clear of a tape measure
I didn't need to hear guilt trips
How those crisps would go to my hips
I was in a bad place, needed grub
So what if I got a little chub?
But now I'm back to my old self
Need to take more care of my health
This positive thinking was in full swing
Then on Saturday an awful thing
I had to take my little girl to A + E
You'd never believe what was said to me
I was carrying my daughter on my hip
Out of the nurses mouth this did slip
"Oh you have a little bump I see"
"Should you be carrying your little girlie?"
With disgust I replied "I'm not pregnant"
I wanted to cry but put on a brave front
Hubby laughed, thought it so funny
If he had one, I would have boiled his bunny
So now me and a couple of my friends
Are awaiting to see what Slimming World sends
What else is a girl with note, a LITTLE bump to do?
It could have been worse with "when is it due?"
So wait weight...I have some news for you
I'm getting rid if it's the last thing I do!!

©Kim Brown 18th September 2012

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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Good for you. Just cut out eating crap and it will go. 👏👏👏😂

Diet is 90% of weight loss so good for you! 🌟👏🌟

Nice one Kim. ❤👏 Here's a little something before get started hunny 🍔🍟🍸👍😘

Good luck although I am not convinced dieting is really a good idea. Just avoiding the stuff @leelee101 is offering should do the trick! 😄😽

Haha hilarious! 💘

@crowncottage Linda's right, I offer many things, not all of 'em good... 😂😂👍❤😘

@leelee101 😂😂😂😂...nom nom 😍😍😍😍

@leelee101 I heard that! 😹😹😹

I went for an interview once and the lady introduced me to her two small young children I then looked at her and said oh and you've another on the way...she hadn't! I was mortified but still got the job 😂😂😂

@eddie12309 @ckahn @leelee101 @crowncottage @eragonaddict ....I'm just going to try to drink more water as I don't drink any and eat more healthily...I love food to proper diet...can't and won't do it!!😜😝😂

@crowncottage haha! 😂😉😉😉❤

Diets don't work. Eat sensible cut out or down alcohol a bit of how's your father (100 calories ago) and bobs yer uncle. I've never dieted. Been lucky I suppose 💃

@sjw ....well my next blog will explain why karma has come back to bite me on my ass....you'll understand when I post it later this week...tomoz maybe?...😂😂😂😂😂😂

@eddie12309 the thing is I have always been very active but being ill had made me lazy, unmotivated and tired....so just got to kickstart it again!

@leelee101 @sjw @blacknova....mwah my sweets for the reposts 😘😘😘😘😘

Hahaha how rude! good luck with the riddance, I'm sure you'll be back to your old self in no time 💚💚💚

I look forward to that 💗

@eddie12309 mwah lovely lady for the kind repost too!

@naaviie thanks my lovely....😘😘😘😘😘

@eddie12309 a lot of how's your father and you can eat anything lmao! 😂

@MelchiorJ13....thanking you Hun for the RP 😘😘😘😘😘

@Bluegerbil...mwah Hun for the kind repost 🌹🌹🌹

@sjw I'm saying nothing. But Fanny's my aunt. 😂😂😂

Excellent 👏👏👏👌

U can do it🌹🌹😘😘

@glen...mwah my sweet 💋💋

@sarahgamal awww thanks Hun ...I'll try 😳😁....mwah for the kind repost too Hun 😘😘😘😘

Lmfao you should of replied "well, last time I shagged your husband was 3months ago so, I got a few more months to go" hahaha nothing wrong with some love handles Kimmy xxx 👆💃👯💃😍💋

@smellyfingers ha ha ha...brilliant...I usually have some witty response but I was mortified...😜😝😂

@minxyMolly...mwah my sweet for the RP 😘😘🌸🌸

@smellyfingers a big smackeroo for the kind repost 💋💋

@misslittleDHP no problems, what a horrible thing to happen in the hospital especially 😳 I wish all the best in your scheme 😘 I get the fridge thing though x

@minxyMolly THANKYOU my sweet 💗💗

@misslittleDHP any time! 😉😜 😨 how rude of her!!! Double 😨 Poor nonexistent bunny!!!! (mmm, boiled bunny 😍🍴😂) Good luck with everything, though and a big virtual hug! 💪💪💪

I am on SW. It's great!! You can dooooo it 😃

@vulcanwolf awww thanks my sweet...off to first meeting today...💚💚💚💚💚

@vulcanwolf thanks for the RP too Hun 🌹🌹

You can do it! 😘🍎🍊🍉🍓🍆🍅Sometimes it's surprising how good healthy food can actually taste! 😄

@mpallister24 thanks Hun ❤❤❤❤

@mpallister24 a flower for the repost 🌹🌹

@katielou...thanks my sweet for the kind repost🌹🌹🌹🌹

I so relate! Love this, captures the emotions perfectly. X

@anniegx it's soooooooo hard ....but determined to lose a few pounds Hun 😘😘😘😘

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