I'm wanting to patent something quick
A button to press upon my hip
When life is getting me all stressed
The tension button on my hip I'll press
It could help to give you a boost
When you feel your temper you'll lose
Life can be hard that we all know
The tension button will help let it go
With just one push your stress is gone
All happy again, you could burst into song
Just think what this could do for your health
No need to be worrying about yourself
I think my tension invention could be a hit
One press and no more stress or shit
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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Comments & Feedback (23)
@misslittleDHP love it 😄 we could all do with one of these!! Sorry to be a bum but pls could you follow me?? I'd love it for you to read some of my work and let me know what you think?? Xx
@misslittleDHP look at that! The crafty lady has seen the future and had 'em already made! Ready for export and everything...world domination must surely follow...😂😂❤
@misslittleDHP if you could invent this, you would be one of the richest people in the world 😳😄 and no problem lol 😄😉😘😘😘
@oushie12 of course my sweet...I actually thought I was following you already Hun...I will right that wrong now my sweet😘😍😘😍
@leelee101 oh yes indeedy...I'm wanting a narrow boat, holiday homes, loads of doh for car booting!!💰💰💰💰
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