Bathroom Bandits

They charge across the bath waters,
Shouting of the Great Three Seas,
Cheeky bathroom squatters,
Always upsetting my Siam-ese,

I watch them scale the shower,
As they mount an attack,
I wish they would clean and scour
Maybe that would stop my smack,

The naughty little gremlins,
It's not enough to be perverts,
And steal the soap I got from Evelin's,
But they also have a army of inverts,

The nasty little bugs they are,
Bandits of the bathroom,
Pirates of the privy,
One day I'll get them, and it'll all end squishy...