Bad Loser

@patdolan83

The Sins Of Flynn

#opussweeklychallenge. *serious note, do not read if easily offended. 16+. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who was addicted to all types of sin. He slaughtered he maimed. He fucked without shame.

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@evilfingerz

The Carvers Wife

Flynn once had an enormous wang All day he would let it hang Then one day, saw his wife And she carried a knife No longer does Flynn get to bang.

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@sjw

The Death Of Gluttonous Flynn.

#opussweeklychallenge There once was a lad named Flynn Who visited West Berlin He ate all the rubbish and this made him sluggish He died curled up in a bin..

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@HingAling24

Sketty Betty & Flinch Flynn

#opussweeklychallenge. A pretty young maiden called Betty. Was unsteady when she watched the telly. She stalked Ant and Dec. Their talk made her wet. She covered the telly In her smelly jelly.

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@tubbritt2012

LSD Dave

There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave. Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze.

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@cherrypopicecream

Flynn

#opussweeklychallenge Flynn There once was a lad named Flynn, Who often smelt like a bin, His best friend was called Kevin, Who often smelt like a pumpkin, His girlfriend was called Emlyn, Who often...

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@burrahobbit

Weekly Challenge Limericks

#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty Liked to argue 'bout things that were petty She'd scream and she'd shout You couldn't figure her out Her sharp debate skills always ready.

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@evilfingerz

Well??

There once was a fellow named Flynn Who's wang was actually quite thin He stuck it in his dame She never even came She asked if he'd even put it in #opussweeklychallenge.

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