A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: 96FM here, what's your name caller?
Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave, what's your word?
Caller: Goan.... Spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'.
DJ: You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for the trip to Bali: what sentence can you use that word on that would make sense?
Caller: Goan fuck yerself!
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: 96FM What's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: Smee.... Spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'.
DJ: You are correct, Jeff! Smee is not in the dictionary. Now, for the trip to Bali: what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yerself!
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